EMI ~ Special ~ logon ke dil per raaaj karo ~

Aap ki baat Hit Bhi hai aur Fit bhi…. Yusuf Bhai ~

Dilli Door nahi ~

mein samzata hoon.. per bhai samazte hi nahi hai naa… ohh.. nahi bhai samazte hai.. lekin samaz samaz mein farak hota hi hai naa

Bhai.. aap aaise hi chappal maar lo naaaa

ek ghante se dhapa dhap dhapa dhap dhapa dhap de raha tha… dia mirza ki tarah… Sania mirza bhai,… wohi.. Mirza to hai naa .. kya hai naa woh yusuf bhai ko naa mein baap ki tarah maanta hoon………. ijjat karta hoon mein ooski…per aaj woh mereko hi ijjat sikha raha tha….

woh kya hai naaa… woh purana chaval hai… black and white picture dekh ke bada huela hai…samza ?

yeh lambe lambe dialogue de ke koi bada nahi ban jata… aur kisi ka problem solve nahi hota…

Logon ke dilon per raaj karo…. oonki problem solve karo….gadhe per baitho… oont per baitho…ghode pe baitho… bail gadi mein mat baitho… haa haa correct… .  dilli door nahi… aaise karne se aadmi popular nahi ho jata….

Ijjat dene se ijjat badhti hai…. tum logon ko ijjat do ge .. to log thume ijjat denge….

per aaj kal… tum logon ko ijjat doge.. to log thumare ijjat le leenge….

saaala yusuf bhai se baat karke dimag mein gas ho gaya hai…. abhi dakarta hoon

election mein khade rehneka hai?….nahi… to baith…..

gadi hai naa oil se nahi chalti…oosme petrol bhi daalna padta hai….

gatak le….school ka principal koun ?

aap.. chal gatak ke…

yeh bhai fast ho jayeega yehhhhh… wohi to mein chahata hoon tu fast ho jaye…

dheele log ke jaisa nahi….

yeh dekh agaya dheela….

Petrol gaya bhai… aatadi jal gai bhai…

aadmi ko hamesha control mein rehna chaheeye..

Schedule hameesha ight banana chaheeye…

Schedule hameesha TIGHT banana chaheeye ~

aaj fulllstop.. hun… kya hai kal working day hai…

aap mere bade bhai ke tarah hai.. bade bhai hi hai ~

Yusuf bhai kya bole… aap logon ki ijjat lenge… meine kya frock pehenela hai kya ?

to log aap ko ijjat denge…

barabar.. naa ?

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha …

Yusuf bhai.. cheers hun..

~ ijjat doge to ijjat milegi ~

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